Airdate: July 29th, 1997
Summary: Our friends are at the beach, and Misty is looking hot clutching that Master Ball. Team Rocket is up to another nefarious scheme, and our gang has unwittingly stolen and crashed a boat. Ash and the gang work off their debt, and work to spiff up the fisherman’s dive when they see Team Rocket works at some chateau fancy pants restaurant. Suddenly, everyone is eating at the Twerpeteria. Team Rocket attempts to sabotage them, and Moe the fisherman finds out Brutella is targeting him, fuck Brutella. Is that Professor Oak’s music?! IS THAT DELIA’S MUSIC!! I wonder, are they… doing it? Anyways, there is a beauty contest and a costume contest, maybe this will solve Moe’s money problems. It looks like Delia and Prof. Oak are on a tour group, still suspicious. Wait, how did Brock get announcing duties? How is Misty so woke? How are Starmie and Squirtle so cute?! Why is my feed switching between Japanese and English?! Why does James have boobs?! WHY IS GARY IN PORTA VISTA?!?! SOO MANY QUESTIONS. Brock is fawning over six beauties, and Brutella takes her final shot at Moe. Team Rocket blows up and Moe gets a new boat.
Best Trainer/Pokémon: Moe, looking out for Ash in front Delia, and not reporting the gang to the police.
Worst Trainer/Pokémon: Brutella, fuck her. Also, Gary.
One thing I learned: James has breast implants.
Pikachu-o-meter: 2/5, the other Pokémon shined in the restaurant.
Best Quote: “Champagne wishes and catnip dreams here we come.” -Meowth
Best Scene: Ash’s Pokémon in the restaurant.
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