Airdate: August 26th, 1997
Summary: The gang is lost in the forest, but a little girl leads our gang to Saffron City. Two hula girls trick our gang into entering a warp tile while they take Pikachu, who would do such a thing? You guessed it, it’s Team Rocket. Team Rocket starts their own tv program, but Ash and the gang are not impressed. Luckily, the little girl has psychic powers, which she uses to transport them to the Saffron City Gym. An odd jogger warns Ash to steer clear, but they enter anyway. The gym is home to a psychic institute of sorts, Ash asks a haughty assistant to show them to Sabrina, and he bends a spoon and ejaculates with his mind. He leads them to Sabrina, who mindfucks the assistant, and the battle commences. Sabrina sends out an Abra who promptly sleeps, Pikachu is perplexed, attacks Abra, who teleports behind Pikachu and just evolves, what the hell?! Pikachu fills the battlefield with lightning, The charge is directed back at Pikachu, Kadabra treats Pikachu like a puppet, and Pikachu loses. But wait, he doesn’t get to leave the gym, he gets shrunk inside Sabrina’s toyhouse of terror. This woman is a little twisted, and her girl assassin is trying to kill Ash, Misty, and Brock. The jogger saves our gang, and warns Ash that he should never go there again. The jogger tests Ash, pushing him to resist psychic power. When Ash impresses him, he suggests they go to Lavender Town and get a ghost Pokémon.
Best Trainer/Pokémon: Abra/Kadabra-what a stud.
Worst Trainer/Pokémon: Sabrina’s Assistant, what an ass.
One thing I learned: Ghost Pokémon give you a chance against psychic Pokémon.
Pikachu-o-meter: 4/5, he really tried his best, just overmatched.
Best Quote: “Muscle over mind” -Ash
Best Scene: The electric dragon chasing Pikachu.
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